Posts Tagged ‘Sleep’

I’m more then a little .. um.. BENT right now.

It’s 4:02 am .. yes.. that would mean IN THE FUCKING MORNING and I’ve spent the last million hours trying to fix my page layout.

You’ll notice that I have a different theme, right?

Yea.. HATE IT.

But it was the only theme that would let me put my widgets up and didn’t shift posts into weird places.

And while I’m cursing WordPress and almost.. ALMOST.. bounced my laptop off the wall.. it dawned on me.

This all started with Gerald Butler’s ass.


Think I’m off the tiny rocker I’m on?


I swear it’s because of Gerald Butler’s fine Scottish ass.

Here’s the deal..

The other day I used my iPod Touch to publish a post about how I just wanted to clear that I could spend the rest of my life staring at Gerald Butler’s ass and be perfectly content.

That was the only time I ever posted from my iPod and I think it did something to something because it was right after that that everything went haywire.

And when I say “everything”.. I mean EVERYTHING.

So I spent the entire time from then to now trying every single theme and playing around with settings and other bullshit and this is the closest I could come to normal.

Well.. my version of normal anyway.

And with that.. I’m going to do the adult.. responsible thing and try pulling an all-nighter because I have to be up in two hours and if I fall asleep, I won’t wake up until Wednesday!!


So I don’t really ¬†know what the deal is with me and trying to watch The Good Shepherd.

That being the movie starting Matt Damon and Angelina Jolie.

I’ve tried like 4 different times to watch it and every single time I fall asleep.

It’s not that it’s a sucky movie.. because what I HAVE seen of it.. it kept my interest as anything staring Angelina Jolie does.. but something happens when it’s on and I just tank out.

The first time I started watching it was a couple of months ago when it was On Demand.

Fell asleep about 40 minutes in.

I tried watching it again TWICE a few nights ago.. and yep.. tanked out.

So okay .. maybe I was too tired or it was too late or my bed was too comfortable.. dunno

So this afternoon, I came home from doing a catering gig at a church.. took a shower.. put the tv on in the living room and PURPOSELY sat on the uncomfortable part of the couch just to make sure I wouldn’t fall asleep.

And guess what?

Fell asleep.

I’m chalking this one in the NOT MEANT TO BE category but if anyone was able to stay awake and watch it.. can yout ell me what the hell happened???

… I’m exhausted. I’ve been pulling long night and today was brutally long with tons of work to do so I didn’t get a chance to post anything today.

I do have alot of things TO post but I’m making so many typos right now that it would take me forever to keep back spacing and re-typing.

No lie.. it’s taken me at least 20 minutes to type the four lines above!!

Beside.. it’s thunderstorming out so I’m all about the cuddle time with Chief even though he’s snoring so damn loud right now I want to take Ernie, The Terrorist Puppy’s toy and shove it down his throat!

So as a reminder, here’s are some things that will posted tomorrow.. today?.. whatever:

  • Details of Weed’s current arrest
  • Spaz’s ADHD
  • Homosexual rights and marriage