Let The PLOCK Wars Begin…

Ok.. so if you’ve read this post then you know that I’ve been in this crazy PLOCK war with my cousin DD.

I finally bested her one morning with a ridiculous score of 766,700. For a one minute game, that’s HUGE.

But then DD started coming up with higher scores. Initially I thought that her ability to score high had to do with the fact that I was using a laptop and she would play at work using a desktop.

Make sense, right?

So I started using the desktop and I actually did worse.

I then thought that.. yknow.. maybe both my laptop and my fingers were throwing a mutiny on my brain and getting sick of playing PLOCK.

So I laid it off a while. A day, maybe. Not even.. maybe a few hours!! LOL!!

Anyway.. so I log into Facebook and open PLOCK and guess what I see??????

DD had broken a million!

NO.

FUCKING.

WAY!!

There is NO possible way that she was getting that score with out help. And I know exactly what help she was getting.

There’s a bot program that someone created that greatly increases your score. I KNOW she’s using it.. I also know that she’s NEVER going to tell me that she’s using it.

And so the competitive little bitch in me spent 6 Euro (10 USD ) for the program last night..

It still takes some degree of play because the user still has to manipulate the program .. it’s not automatic.. so it really isn’t a guarantee that you’ll get high score. But it helps. ALOT.

Now.. take a look at this:

That's my kindergarten picture.. don't ask!

Beat that, Bitch!!

LOL .. she probably will!

The first time I used the program, my school was 900,000+ .. so in keeping with the cloak and dagger bullshit, I posted this message on Facebook:

Let the war begin!!!

Have It Your Way

Bubba.. the king of all things Google showed me this pretty cool thing..

Type in http://googlemyway.com/[insert whatever you want here]

Click to go to the page and viola! The Google page heading will be replace with whatever you inserted after the backslash.

Pretty neat…

So far I experimented with:

Chicken Pot Pie (don’t ask!)

Owned By Leese

Ernie Sucks

I Hate Mice

and

DSW Rocks

However, the one that is now my homepage says “Leese Loves Chief”

So give it a whirl and have some fun!

Come On.. You Can Do It!

FOUND: The Reclusive Sister Fica Hendonista

If you don’t know who Sister Fica Hedonista is.. read THIS

It’s been a few years since Sr. Fica showed his .. um.. hairy face. And with good reason.

Apparently, Sr. Fica’s whereabouts were revealed when one of the other nuns in her convent saw the good sister standing the wrong way in a bathroom stall.

Mind you, Sr. Fica WAS castrated after the father of one of his altar boys found out what really went on in the confessional booth but obviously this poor father was so distraught that he didn’t do that best of jobs and left a little nub.

Of course, there were also OTHER flags that didn’t make sense until her true identity was discovered.

Things like her habit of sitting on the couch with her legs open… scratching her absent balls.. hellatious flatuance and large hairy ape hands.

Identity discovered, Sr. Fica went under ground :: some say as an understudy in the Piora Theater’s version of “Black Patten Leather Shoes Reflect Up” :: and it’s also been reported that Sr. Fica appeared in an untitled role in Mamma Mia.

This picture of Sr. Fica was taken in an unknown unemployment office.

RuPaul’s Drag Race

hehe.. okay. Um.. so last night I was bored and playing around with the remote and searching thru On Demand.

I came across a channel that I didn’t know I paid for and never hard of called LOGO.

And there was a show called RuPaul’s Drag Race.. The Search For America’s Next UpComing Drag Queen.

I kid you not.

Seriously. I kid you not.

I had to watch. I mean.. come on! It was like a sparkle and sequins train wreck held together with tittie glue!

Actually, it was more like an SNL parody of America’s Next Top Model meets Project Runway :: and you all know how I feel about Project Runway! ::

There were nine contestants .. a few who were better looking woman then men.. a few who where better looking men then woman…

And then..

And then..

And then there was Tammie “with an IE” Brown.

Not sure whether it was on purpose or by accident but poor Tammie looked like a used and abuse Bette Davis in Whatever Happened to Baby Jane.

Or the chick in CryBaby… Razor Face? No.. no… HATCHET FACE!

Honest to GOD he/she was hard to look at.

Not sure who got kicked off last night because I fell asleep.

But if you really want a good laugh.. if you want your chin to hit your knees and your mouth gaped open large enough to fit two fists in :: no pun intended :: that you have to catch this show…