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… panties help curb camel toe

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… I’m thinking bad, bad things

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… I think my boss is calling human resources to find out the details of my mental health benefits!

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I’m sucking on a blue raspberry jolly rancher and sticking my tongue out at my co-workers.

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I’m sure that most public restroom now have the paper toilet seat liners so if you ever realize too late that there isn’t any toilet paper, use one of the liners.

They’re not as comfy as the regular stuff but it beats straddling the toilet and drip drying for a hour.

And in case you have to poop and don’t want anyone to hear the “kurplunk” toss a liner in the toilet water and that will prevent the noise of your composted food hitting the tide!

Now the smell? Well, you’re on your own with that.