I don’t do “resolutions” but when I read somewhere about someone making “intentions” because it’s less pressure I was like THAT’S IT!!

NOTE: Apologies to who ever I stole that from.. it may have been from a blog or on Facebook.. maybe even Bethenny Frankle’s twitter.. not sure so sorry for forgetting!


So I know with the New Year, it’s a good time to reflect, take stock and make the changes in your life that will make you a better, healthier person so I thought that I’d share mine with you.


  • Invent a gadget that prevents the bathroom door from opening unless the toilet is flushed. Being the only person in the house without a dangling thing makes this necessary!
  • Not eat the whole bag of Stacy’s Parmaesan and Garlic Pita Chips. Frankly, it doesn’t take long to kill a bag and while they are way more then delicious, what they do to the back end on the way out isn’t pretty. Nothing is worth feeling that bad over.
  • Be more conscience on how I act, what I say or things that I do representing my faith. This is a serious one, I know, but as I get older and face the things I have to face, I realize how important Christ is and more importantly, where I would be without Him. Rather, where I wouldn’t be.
  • Not curse so much. It isn’t lady-like!
  • Not make fun of Chief and his obsession with reading the Drudge Report and watching REAL! LIVE! UFO VIDEOS! on You Tube.
  • Not roll my eyes when Chief tells me of yet another state where millions of dead birds fell from the sky. Really… no! seriously!
  • Keep the back seat of my car clean. It doesn’t bode well when I try to get the kids to clean their rooms and they tell me that my car looks like a homeless person lives in it.
  • Not forget to feed the fish. Those poor fish.
  • Cuddle more with Bella. The old girl is getting up in years and with all the attention that Ernie, The Terrorist Puppy and the cats get, I really don’t want her to feel left out. Although she’s probably more then happy to just eat, sleep and poop without the having to pretend she’s excited that I’m sitting on the floor next to her keeping her from sleeping.
  • Not quote lines from the Real Housewive’s franchise.
  • Stop justifying polygamy to Chief. Not that I would ever want to practice it, mind you.. but really, how awesome would it be to have a sister wife to do the laundry.. another to do the cleaning.. another to do the ironing.. another to clean the *gag* bathroom.. you get the idea!! LOL
  • Learn more about Dr. Who then Chief does.. and he knows A LOT!!!
  • Continuing writing all my blogs.. and play less Zuma Blast on Facebook. Ok. No.. I don’t think I can do that!

So that’s what I came up with so far. As me in a month and I’ll let you know how it’s going!

But you know.. Stacy’s Parmesan and Garlic Pita Chips sound awwwwffuuullly good right now!!

  1. Babygirl says:

    Oh girl if I did this list.. you would laugh your ass off. But I must say the back seat clean thingie? HELL YEAH TO THAT. I HATE those crusty crumbs in between the seats. I mean who the hell wants to sit on that, I know I DON’T! And ehat’s funny is my oldest dog name is Bella.. She is my baby. And I can’t believe you forget to feed the fish LOL

    • Me 101 says:

      Ok.. well.. the fish thing BabyG is a little complex because 1) it’s Tim’s fish tank. He wanted it.. he got it. 2) I’m not allowed to name the fish nor am I allowed to point at the fish because it seems that whenever I do, they die. I am the Grim Reaper of Cichlids I guess .. but if I don’t remember to feed the them then well.. let’s just say they’re NOT social fish!!

      As for the car.. I know.. it’s horrible. My only excuse is that it’s better then tossing trash out the window.. I HATE that!!

  2. Amy Knoll says:

    I’m skipping resolutions and intentions this year. I’m just not that ambitious. ;)

    A whole bag of pita chips? LOL That was funny!

    Good luck with the rest of your list.

    • Me 101 says:

      LOL Amy!! I don’t think I’m that ambitious either!!
      Especially because we went food shopping this afternoon and I bought another bag of chips!

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