Convos

ME: Y’know after watching 4 straight hours of Hoarders it dawned on me that if I ever went on strike, this house would look like any one of the ones shown

CHIEF: (( silence ))

ME: That’s all you got to say, huh?

CHIEF: Well, what do you want me to say?

ME: Yknow.. you watch Hoarders and you get all “OMG” .. but guess what? You’re no better