ME (to Sarge, Chief’s twin brother regarding going out to dinner on their birthday) You don’t have to be an ass about it
SARGE: Resorting to name calling now?
ME: If the shoe fits…
SARGE: Then I’ll have to start calling you names
ME: Go ahead.. take your best shot
SARGE: Nah.. I’ll make you cry
ME: Yea. Ok.
SARGE: Alright. You’re a bitch.
ME: Yea, I know
SARGE: Fine. Then you’re a cunt
ME: Cool.. that means I’m doing my job
SARGE: You know.. there’s really something wrong with you.
ME: Awww!!! You’re going to make me cry!
LIVING ME 101 
Leese you always make me laugh. What mean things to say to your own sister-in-law. My sis in law can probably kick my ass so I wouldnt think of calling her a mean name. And I like her she is cool. Stay funny!
He wasn’t being serious, Mark … he was just trying to save face and try to get a reaction from me!! LOL!!
Besides, he knows I can kick his ass anytime .. anyplace!!
Thanks for the laugh!
always my pleasure, Trip
too awesome – don’t let ’em get ya down chica
i don’t sweat his family, Wicked .. and if anything, they’ve learned not to be surprised by anything that comes out of my mouth..
Well.. they really should have by now