Convos

CHIEF: You’re sister in law thinks I’m hot…

ME: What?

CHIEF: Yea.. I’m not saying I’m all that or anything but she couldn’t stop staring at me during dinner

ME: Oh.

CHIEF: Yea.. she’s been staring at me

ME: She’s probably just staring at your broken tooth

CHIEF: Oh. You really know how to deflate an ego

ME: Welp.. that’s my job