A few Halloween’s ago, the company that Goober works for was holding a Halloween contest and being the good Catholic boy that he is, he went dressed a nun. All 6’4″ 6’2″ of him with big man hands and goatee.
So he does THE worse thing he could possibly do. He takes a picture of himself and emails it to me. Ok.. that’s not the WORSE thing he ever emailed me but that’s not the point.
I immediately post the picture up on the other blog I used to have on Bravenet.
I called her/him Sister Fica Hedonista.
Fica being the Italian slang for “pussy”. With the goatee, it just seemed to fit, ok?
I went on to describe how Sr. Fica USED to be Father Paul but that nasty little “issue” in the rectumory caused him to lose his manhood at the hands of a chain-saw welding parent. Since he was .. for the most part.. “almost” transgenered and his vocation still strong, he entered the nunnery to serve out the rest of his/her life is relative isolation.
That was a hit.. believe me.. and IF GOOBER GIVES ME PERMISSION I will post the picture.
IF Goober gives me permission..
IF GOOBER gives me permission..
IF GOOBER GIVES me permission..
IF GOOBER GIVES ME permission..
IF GOOBER GIVES ME PERMISSION..
IF GOOBER GIVES ME permission..
IF GOOBER GIVES me permission..
IF GOOBER gives me permission..
IF Goober gives me persission..
:: do it Goob.. do it!! ::
Yeah Yeah do it Goober!!!!
You know you want to!
The story is already out. :)
We’re already imaging all sorts of things and I’m sure you would rather see the real picture rather than makes things worse in our heads…..right???? :D :D :D
:D Do it Goober. YAY!!!!
as much as I probably will live to regret this…*big sigh*
ohhhhh alright.
… what the HELL are you doing checking out my blog ON YOUR HONEYMOON??????????
You’re right.. you will probably regret it but thanks for the go ahead!!
You’ll see it soon
Wanna know what sucked the most about that so called contest?
I LOST TO A FRICKIN PHILLIPINO MAN DRESSED AS ELVIS!
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