Things I Believe

• … in guns, God and the constituion
• … I just pissed off about 90% of Americans! LOL!
• … in that nasty three letter word :: no, not S-E-X :: G-O-D
• … that given the choice, most people would do the right thing
• … if I don’t get a pedicure soon the Sisterhood is going to revoke my membership card
• … there is nothing wrong with freaky sex and vibrators
• … people with piercings, body stretchers and full on tattoos are inhabiiting a “lifestyle” and won’t be stealing your corporate job!
• … bald men are the sexiest thing in the world
• … there is no justification for putting ketchup on scrambled eggs
• … everyone is entitled to their opinions. Even when they’re wrong.
• … that Abby is the killer on Harper’s Island
• … white chocolate is far superior to milk / dark chocolate
• … in lots and lots of pillows on my bed
• … if people took a deep breath everything would be ok
• … there has to be a scientific explaination for belly button funk
• … you don’t appreciate what you have unless you work for it
• … the US will fuck Israel big time
• … this country is going to fail big time and those without common sense or work ethic will perish
• … “labels” pigeon hole people into boxes they don’t necessarily fit in to
• … the devil created fudge caramel swirl ice cream, shrink wrap plastic and Jack Russell Mixed puppies named Ernie
• … that nothing feels nicer then getting into a bed with clean sheets right after a shower.
• … the only thing better then getting into bed with cleans sheets right after a shower is getting all them all twisted and sweaty with Chief!
• … pictures of naked men will ONLY freeze my computer :: with the 19in monitor :: when my boss is walking by my cube
• … in love over hate.. tolerance over prejudice… lifting up instead of tearing down
• … it is our moral obligation to help those when we can
• … ignorance and complacency is far more dangerous then radical Islam
• … people have a right to live their lives the way they see fit as long as it isn’t a detriment to me and mine
• … marijuana should be legalized. Really. Do you know how fast this country would get out of debt with a tax on the 420?
• … a good book is better then any Oscar winning movie or documentary
• … that if I ever tried to Bible Thump somebody they would thump me back harder
• … that there is no role for Tripe in the 21st century
• … laughing at yourself is far better then laughing at someone else
• … I better get a cup of coffee RIGHT NOW if I want to stay awake past 2pm