Convos

DUNKIN’ DONUTS WORKER: Can I help you please?

ME: Yea.. I’ll have two shrunkin’ dog nuts and a brick of hash please.

DUNKIN’ DONUTS WORKER: (( silence )) (( silence )) (( silence )) I’m sorry, can you repeat that please? You want…

ME: TWO DUNKIN’ DONUTS AND AN ORDER OF HASH BROWNS.. jeez!

DUNKIN’ DONUTS WORKER: drive to the window please