Things That Make You Go Hmmmmm…

• Why do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes in the front?
• Why do peole order double cheeseburgers, large fries and a diet coke?
• Why do banks leave both doors open but chanin the pens to the counter?
• Why do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage?
• Why do hot dogs come in packages of 10 but the buns come in packages of 8?
• Why are there drive-up ATM Machines with braille lettering?
• Why does the sun lighten our hair but darken our skin?
• Why can’t woman put on mascara with their mouths closed?
• Why don’t you ever see the headline “Psychic Wins Lottery”?
• Why is “abbreviated” such a long word?
• Why is it that doctor’s call what they do “practice”?
• Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?
• Why is the man who invests all your moeny called a broker?
• Why is the time of day with the slowest traffice called rush horu?
• Why isn’t there mouse flavored cat food?
• Why didn’t Noah swat those two mosquitoes?
• Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?
• Why aren’t airplanes made from the same material that the indestructible black box is made from?
• Why don’t sheep shrink in the rain?
• Why are they called “apartments” when they are all stuck together?
• If CON is the opposite of PRO, is CONgress the opposite of PROgress?
• If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport, the terminal?