Things That Make You Go Hmmmmm…

Posted: April 24, 2009 in Something Completely Different

  • Why do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes in the front?
  • Why do peole order double cheeseburgers, large fries and a diet coke?
  • Why do banks leave both doors open but chanin the pens to the counter?
  • Why do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage?
  • Why do hot dogs come in packages of 10 but the buns come in packages of 8?
  • Why are there drive-up ATM Machines with braille lettering?
  • Why does the sun lighten our hair but darken our skin?
  • Why can’t woman put on mascara with their mouths closed?
  • Why don’t you ever see the headline “Psychic Wins Lottery”?
  • Why is “abbreviated” such a long word?
  • Why is it that doctor’s call what they do “practice”?
  • Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?
  • Why is the man who invests all your moeny called a broker?
  • Why is the time of day with the slowest traffice called rush horu?
  • Why isn’t there mouse flavored cat food?
  • Why didn’t Noah swat those two mosquitoes?
  • Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?
  • Why aren’t airplanes made from the same material that the indestructible black box is made from?
  • Why don’t sheep shrink in the rain?
  • Why are they called “apartments” when they are all stuck together?
  • If CON is the opposite of PRO, is CONgress the opposite of PROgress?
  • If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport, the terminal?
Comments
  1. The Goober says:

    Ya know how they said that a black man would be President of these United States when pigs fly?

    Guess what?

    SWINE FLU!

    BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

    oh i slay me sometimes….

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