Something Completely Different

Posted: March 4, 2009 in Something Completely Different

Here’s some funny stuffI don’t skinny dip… I chunky dunk

  • Dear IRS: I would like to cancel my subscription. Please remove my name from your mailing list.
  • I only have a kitchen because it came with the house
  • I’m not 40-something. I’m 39.95 plus shipping and handling
  • I don’t have hot flashes. I have short, private vacations in the tropics
  • If it’s not one thing, it’s your mother
  • A balanced diet is chocolate in both hands
  • Born Free. Now I’m expensive.

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