Archive for December, 2008


Posted: December 31, 2008 in Secrets

The more I get to know “you”.. the more I realize the truth and I’m too afraid to do anything about it

I remember this time last year. Spaz was with his crack whore mother… Weed was out partying with friends.. Bubba was conked out in his bedroom.

Me and Chief were holed up in the bedroom playing old school Galaxia on one of those 100-games tv video systems that we picked up at a flea market for 10 bucks.

I had never had so much fun and had never looked forward so much to a new year. A year I thought was going to find me more loved… more appreciated.. more the center of the universe then I already felt.

Things could only get better right?

I’ll let you be the judge of that. What follows is my 2008 Recap:


  • I got a new 12 year old car that doesn’t look anywhere near 12 years old
  • We openned our own shop
  • We got a 50 inch Plasma
  • We got a new bedroom set free
  • My cousin Deb gave birth to her first child
  • The Crack Whore was finally ordered to pay child support


  • Weed got arrested
  • Our house got robbed.. twice
  • Weed got thrown out of the house
  • Weed was let back in the house causing friction between me and Chief
  • Bubba failed 7th grade
  • Bubba is on his way to failing 8th grade
  • The boys :: and Chief :: still don’t make one little effort to keep the house clean or pick up after themselves
  • Ernie both chews something to shreds daily and leaves poop mounds all over the place
  • I didn’t get an anniversary gift
  • The crack whore continued to cause problems with her center of the universe attitude
  • The kids continue to not give a flying fuck about me or what I ask them to do
  • We openned our own shop
  • No matter how much more money we make, we’re deeper in a financial hole


  • I gained alittle more then 10 lbs. Enough so my 100 pairs of jeans are uncomfortable
  • I had to go back to wearing my old glass frames after Ernie chewed up the contemporary frames that I loved

That’s all I can think of right now. I’m sure there’s more but my subconscience is blocking them out for me.

Right now.. the kids are fighting, Chief is sleeping and I’m trying desperately to come up with something to look forward to in 2009

It’s Been Awhile

Posted: December 31, 2008 in Just Me

I know it’s been awhile… too long.

The days seem to go by faster and time just doesn’t seem to exist anymore.

So forget about not smoking or losing weight or being more patient.

My resolution this year will be to blog daily.


Lucky You!!


Posted: December 5, 2008 in Thinking

20 days and 1 paycheck to go …

I fucking hate Christmas!

Wanna Annoy Me?

Posted: December 4, 2008 in Annoy Me

Make me have to ask about something you should have automatically told me.

Pisses me off REAL bad!