Rantings Of A Demented Mind Part III

Posted: July 15, 2007 in Old Blogs
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NOW the cows are fucking responsible for global warming!

Did you happen to read this a few freakin’ days ago? Holy JESUS this torques me big time.

Let’s just shove under the rug the damage being done to the environment by cars and factories. Let’s just forget that Humvee’s are not classified as cars or sports utility vehicles so don’t fall under any national guidelines for what blows out of their exhaust pipes.

No.. no… let’s not blame THAT.. let’s blame freaking cow farts.

Yep.. that’s just randomly bizarre enough for people to jump on the bandwagon with … wave their banners of wanting to save the earth for future generations while driving their SUVs to the demonstration.

Cow farts.

If you believe what they want you to believe.. .each molecule of methane :: cow farts ::have 21 times more global warming potential then a molecule of CO2.

Ban cows? No.. nothing that extreme. Can’t leave the hungry 3am masses without any place to drive through, can we? No.. no.. no… the answer of course is with CHEMICLES..

Yes.. yes… solving the global warming issue is as easy as giving cows a genetically engineered bovine growth hormone.

Riiigggghhhhttttt….

… and just where do you think the genetically engineered bovine growth hormones GO after the cow is slaughtered and turned into a Bubba Burger?

Hmmm?? Did you ever wonder why there are 9 year old girls with racks bigger then mine and who have been on their period since they were 6?

Come ON people… grow some brains and stop swallowing what’s being spoon fed to you!!

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(¸.•´ (¸.•´ .•´ ¸¸.•¨¯`•. NOW you know why I very rarely eat meat?

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